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An Orphaned son of a Sports Star I came to you
In the chaos of a stress test for MINI UDAT I unwittingly made my name
Bugs , Failures and “arbeit fuer die Tonne” were my game
After 4 years of uphill slog in MINI UDP plenty fires raged just the same
In the perfect world of webvertising 24/7 shines the Sun
Always another “ambitious” timeline to moans of “no risk no fun”
But in Technik its often raining and oh so silent the cyber lions roar
no prizes for the heroes without prior removal of their flaws
A thousand times with the A Team, eCOM Test Executed
signed in blood as I drank my PG Tips Quali Tea
300% Halfar Points improvement?
U better believe it baby! without it there’d be no UIC!
Seldom were the happy days , more often saddened
as my grumpy sod face so oft did tell(sorry)
Never made it to the inner circle of heaven
Instead consigned to a life of Buggery in Testing Hell
“God Moves in mysterious ways” they said (too true)
More often heard as the cowardly lament to the sysadmins log
See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil!
just another sorry case of the tail wagging the dog
No more “round peg in the square hole” for me
its time for to sing my song and go my way
After 5 years I’ve quat, and to you all I raise the QM’ s hat
Thank you and good night, I’m finally breaking away!